February 2012
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
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Watchjustfollowyourownpath:
Snooki and Deena fishing for crabs.
#EpicFAIL
ASDFGHJKL;HAHAHA!
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Watchxomonroexo:
my new best friend in my head . Lmfaoooo !
Watch
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During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
What you said: I'm Pro-choice, and I definitely think abortion is the right decision for some people, and some situations.
What they think you said: I love killing people, I worship Satan, and absolutely love skinning puppies.
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A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
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mother: get off the computer
me: *makes chewbacca noise*
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
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I'm sorry.
caffeineandcarpaltunnel:
ineedaplacetocallmyown:
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kingtriton:
I can’t. I just fucking can’t.
LOSING ABILITY TO
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